Katie McCrory

Katie met Jenny when she became a reenactment tour guide for a 17th Century underground dungeon in Edinburgh. Given they had to perform the same role, at the same time, it would have been exceptionally awkward if they hadn’t become firm friends. Now a communications consultant, living in Copenhagen after 10 years in London and a stint in the US, Katie still harks back to the day when she wore a bonnet for work and occasionally, cynically, wonders whether anything has changed for women in the past 400 years. It is also a lesser known fact that Katie is a Guinness World Record Holder, a published poet and once walked Hillary Clinton’s dog. Only one of those three statements is a lie.

Jenny White

Strangely, Jenny met Katie around the same time that Katie met Jenny. The first time they met, Jenny was convinced she already knew Katie, which she usually finds to be a sign that a great and important friendship will ensue. When not working on Big Blonde, Jenny impersonates being a yoga practising health lobbyist but her true profession is cheese eating.